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Blergh. I have been feeling a little under the weather and consequently not had the best of weeks, which is why I propose we ignore than and instead focus on SIX THINGS THAT MAKE ME REALLY SUPER HAPPY:

ONE: [livejournal.com profile] puckling sent me a link to this game called Entanglement which I am ALL SORTS OF OBSESSED WITH and seriously, best timesuck ever. It took me less than 24 hours of playing to start screencapping when I did well and e-mailing her with attachments entitled HAHASUCKIT.jpg. Because I am a mature human being.

TWO: There is a new mouser at 10 Downing! If you understand why I find this so exciting, congrats, chances are you are in the Merlin fandom. If you do not understand, it's a long, fic-related story, but it can also be summed up by CAT IN ENGLAND HOLDS GOVERNMENT POSITION: COUNTRY REMAINS AWESOME IF SLIGHTLY STRANGE AND INBRED.

THREE: Not only is Colin Morgan the prettiest tortured boy in the world, but alksjdflksdj this account of him dealing with autograph scalpers. BE MORE ADORABLE, MY DARLING, I DARE YOU.

FOUR: Speaking of things I want from England, I am in desperate need of owning this commemorative William & Kate condoms for reasons of sheer hilarity, but I cannot figure out how to explain the credit card charge to my mother. BUT I NEED THEM. AUGH CONUNDRUMS.

Though seriously, the website is pretty lulzy enough all on its own.

FIVE: It's really a good thing I'm not famous and going to the Oscars, because now I'm all torn because it's fashion week again and jeebus cripes, but I do love Monique Lhuillier collection. Especially the dress pictured on the bottom left. SO MANY GREEK-INSPIRED DRESSES I WANT TO WEAR, SO LITTLE TIME.

SIX: MY GERBILS ARE SUPER-CUTE. That's the part that makes me happy. The part that makes me unhappy is that apparently one of you has been giving Gusgus secret ninja training skills, because he managed to sneak out of the cage even when I was watching, without my knowledge. I kept thinking I heard him, but I'd been up all night fretting over one thing or another and I was exhausted,so I figured it was just me being paranoid again when I swore I heard his paws, since I thought I had seen him in the cage, and so I laid down for an hour and a half nap. Only when I woke up, I still thought I heard him, so I checked the cage again and surprise! It wasn't Gus, it was a shadow. Gus had found the way to crawl inside the couch through the hole in the back and had to be lured out by avocado. He's now on strict probation and only allowed couch runs in shot bursts under my extreme supervision, which is making him a little cranky. BUT THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING YOUR MAMA WORRY, GUSGUS. SUCK IT UP.

It does, however, make for an awesome story in retrospect.

Date: 2011-02-18 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emurii.livejournal.com
Crown Jewels Condoms' slogan is "Lie back and think of England."

*dies*

Also what did you think of this week's HIMYM?

Also you should probably just show your mom the website because it kind of is pretty self-explanatory as to why you would want them.

Date: 2011-02-18 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
I worry my mother would not share my sense of humor.

And, uh, I liked it? I didn't think there was anything particularly remarkable. It was a nice, regular episode.

Date: 2011-02-18 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missmary.livejournal.com
If I find those condoms for sale anywhere in Scotland (unlikely because, hi, Scotland not England, but also likely because I feel like the Scots will enjoy laughing at them) I plan on stocking up, so I'll send you some! Voila, no awkward credit card charges!

Date: 2011-02-18 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
Awww, thank you, though I'd feel bad making someone else purchase my awkwardly hilarious novelty items and not paying them back.

Date: 2011-02-18 06:08 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kindness_says
That's a very pretty cat.

HAHAHA condoms.

Date: 2011-02-18 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
Of course he is! He holds government office, you know.

Date: 2011-02-18 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] on-your-mind.livejournal.com
top score on entanglement?!
tell me!

Date: 2011-02-18 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
228, and the longest path was 84 tiles.

Date: 2011-02-18 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-claudia.livejournal.com
*huggles*

COLIN MORGAN, SIR, ONCE AGAIN YOU ARE NOT PLAYING FAIR HERE.

Date: 2011-02-18 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
HE SAYS EHM, SMOLDER SMOLDER.

Date: 2011-02-18 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-claudia.livejournal.com
IT IS JUST GOOD WE ARE NOT ON THE SAME CONTINENT, THAT'S ALL, OR I REALLY WOULD BE A LITTLE PUDDLE OF GOO ON THE FLOOR.

EITHER THAT OR I WOULD SHOCK HIM TERRIBLY. THERE'S A 50/50 CHANCE OF THAT.

Date: 2011-02-19 04:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
BE CAREFUL, BB, YOU KNOW LADYPARTS MAKE HIM CRY.

Date: 2011-02-19 04:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-claudia.livejournal.com
I WOULD BE TOO MUCH A GIBBERING WRECK TO EXPOSE ANY LADY PARTS

ANYWAY I WOULD NEVER BE SURE IF BRADLEY WAS LURKING NEARBY, READY TO DEFEND HIS MAN AGAINST ALL TERRIFYING ADVANCING GIRLY BITS

Date: 2011-02-19 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
EXACTLY. HE WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE TO GET INTO FISTICUFFS, HE'D JUST GIVE YOU BETRAYED PUPPY EYES AND YOU'D BACK THE FUCK DOWN.

Date: 2011-02-19 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-claudia.livejournal.com
EXACTLY!

HOW COULD I EVER STAND IN THE WAY OF THEIR PUPPY LOVE? A LARGE PART OF MY SOUL SHRIVELS AND DIES JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.

Date: 2011-02-19 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexi-lupin.livejournal.com
COLIN HOW ARE YOU A REAL PERSON?

Date: 2011-02-19 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
HE IS MADE ENTIRELY OF COOKIES AND BABY RABBITS.

Date: 2011-02-19 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sheswatching.livejournal.com
um I think I'll spend the rest of my life playing that game. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!

and omg THE ADVENTURES OF GUSGUS - NINJA GERBIL; new comic idea y/y?

Date: 2011-02-19 04:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
IKR THE REAL REASON I NOW HAVE TROUBLE UPDATING MY LJ: ENTANGLEMENT IS SO MUCH MORE FUN.

I am unsure a comic is ever going to happen, but can I offer you some dandified gerbils (http://i52.tinypic.com/2w4l9vq.jpg) I drew instead?
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