Yeah, before my scanner assraped the picture it was clear that Howie was seriously rocking the bad posture, thus explaining the height difference. OH HOWIE.
Also, I have a theory that if the I'm A PC guy and Anderson Cooper had a hot baby who was raised by Paul Newman, his name would be Arthur "Artie" Kraft Jr, Esquire.
Also, I now have a future!fic in my head where Artie goes to the dentist and Howie comes with him to "be supportive" (see his boyfriend FLIP HIS SHIT, because it's hilarious) and PURPLE GLITTER GLUE MOM is his dental hygienist. And she totally does that annoying thing where she stabs the gums and when they start to bleed is like "Hmm, you don't floss enough" and you want to say "I FLOSS JUST FINE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STAB THINGS?! THEY BLEED." except you can't because the hygienist is in your mouth STABBING SOME MORE. Howie, of course, gets very indignant on his boyfriend's behalf because SHE CLEARLY JUST EXISTS TO INFLICT PAIN and it's all very darling and Krafty. And then they make it better by Howie pretending to get all revved up by how minty clean Artie's teeth are and Artie is charmed by Howie's bazillion attempts to make him feel good about going to the dentist.
I DON'T KNOW OKAY THIS IS REALLY JUST WHAT I WISH MY BOYFRIEND WOULD DO FOR ME WHEN I GO TO THE DENTIST, BECAUSE I HATE IT.
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Re: I'm your worst nightmare, is who I is.
Date: 2009-01-08 08:30 pm (UTC)Also, I have a theory that if the I'm A PC guy and Anderson Cooper had a hot baby who was raised by Paul Newman, his name would be Arthur "Artie" Kraft Jr, Esquire.
Also, I now have a future!fic in my head where Artie goes to the dentist and Howie comes with him to "be supportive" (see his boyfriend FLIP HIS SHIT, because it's hilarious) and PURPLE GLITTER GLUE MOM is his dental hygienist. And she totally does that annoying thing where she stabs the gums and when they start to bleed is like "Hmm, you don't floss enough" and you want to say "I FLOSS JUST FINE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STAB THINGS?! THEY BLEED." except you can't because the hygienist is in your mouth STABBING SOME MORE. Howie, of course, gets very indignant on his boyfriend's behalf because SHE CLEARLY JUST EXISTS TO INFLICT PAIN and it's all very darling and Krafty. And then they make it better by Howie pretending to get all revved up by how minty clean Artie's teeth are and Artie is charmed by Howie's bazillion attempts to make him feel good about going to the dentist.
I DON'T KNOW OKAY THIS IS REALLY JUST WHAT I WISH MY BOYFRIEND WOULD DO FOR ME WHEN I GO TO THE DENTIST, BECAUSE I HATE IT.