That's why I think I'd be fine HAVING sex, but watching sex is just never going to do it for me. If you're not involved in it, I don't see the payoff. You just get all the awkward parts with none of the awesome parts. You're watching OTHER PEOPLE get the awesome parts. Sure, it was a little titillating, but mostly after I watched it, in addition to confused, I just felt really deeply sad. I can't really explain it, but I felt lonely and sad for myself and sad for the people who made that and just SAD. SAD ABOUT SEX.

YOU GET THEM OUT OF CHILDHOOD ALIVE AND THAT'S YOUR ONLY JOB. I was especially one of those kids who the more you said "no" or "when you're older" the more likely I was to do something, so I know EXACTLY the crazy lengths kids will go to to disobey. It's safer, honestly, to let them scrape their knees and eat dirt and swing from the highest monkey bar.