YOU THINK LOSING GUINEVERE IS HARD, LANCELOT? TRY TRANSLOCATING ACROSS TIME AND SPACE TO SOMEWHERE WHERE PROTEIN SHAKES HAVEN'T BEEN INVENTED YET, THAT'S HARD.

THIS GOT A FULL OUT HEAD-THROWN-BACK LAUGH OUT OF ME THAT DIDN'T STOP UNTIL MY ROOMMATE ASKED WHAT WAS HAPPENING AND I HAD TO STOP LAUGHING SO I COULD READ IT TO HER. She also thinks it would be hilarious. GET ON IT.