IT'S BECAUSE HE KNOWS COLIN WILL GO BRIGHT PINK AND THEN TRY TO GROPE HIM WHILE HE IS SPEAKING IF HE HEARS BRADLEY LAVISHLY PRAISING HIM, OBVS.

BUT HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT TO IMAGINE ALEX O'LOUGHLIN NAKED AND DOING DIRTY THINGS? AND WHILE I ADMIT SCOTT CAAN'S HAIR IS RIDICULOUS, I WOULD NOT KICK HIM OUT OF BED FOR EATING CRACKERS.