HE IS ACTUALLY ONE OF SANTA'S ELVES, BUT HE GOT KICKED OUT OF THE NORTH POLE BECAUSE HE WAS CAUSING ALL THE OTHER ELVES TO HAVE SEXUALITY CRISES AND IT WAS SLOWING DOWN PRODUCTIVITY Someone needs to write this.

I cannot even deal with how ridiculously attractive Alex O is on all levels. I'm utterly besotted. He's invading my dreams.

oh -Happy Birthday! A nap sounds like the best thing in the world to me right now too. :)