ACTUALLY, YES TO ALL OF THESE THINGS. Especially if you cook. He will be yours for life if you can make him anything that doesn't come straight out of a can. He's easy like that.

re: D.Glove. You've watched The Mystery Team, right? It's the first thing I ever saw him in (since I hadn't discovered Community yet) and it's why I am in love with him. It's hilariously wrong.