COLIN. COLIN. HEY, COLS, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY BUT IT'S ALSO THE BIRTHDAY OF, LIKE, THE WORLD. HAHA. COL. YOUR BIRTHDAY IS JUST... IT'S SILLY, LIKE, YOU'RE SO SILLY. HAHHAAH. COLIN. MATE. YOU'RE JUST... YOU'RE THE BEST. I LOVE YOU, YOU KNOW? IIIIIII LOOOOOOOVE YOUUUU. BUT NOT IN A GAY WAY. I DON'T KNOW, COL. I'M PRET-TY DRUNK. HAHAHAHAHA. OH COLIN. COLIIIIIIN. COLIN! I- [BEEP!]