THEY REAL ARE. I don't know why gerbils throwing temper tantrums is so wonderful (see also, The Great Lentil Scare) but THEY ARE THE BEST.

TOO SLOPEY? TOO SLOPEY??!??!?! HAVE YOU SEEN!?!??! WITH THE?!?!?! AND THE!?!?!?!?! GAAAAAAH. I WORRY ABOUT YOUR TASTE SOMETIMES.

Don't worry, bb, even I sometimes will choose that derp-face over Joe. It is the most magnificent derp-face in the history of time. Joe is hot, yes, but herp derp is eternal. OH MY BJEEMS.