And if you don't expect too much from me, you might not be left down.

[chibirhm]

Frequently Asked Questions, the chibirhm Edition

Who the fuck are you?
Hi, my name is Julia. I'm 201 years old, I live in the Boston area, and I don't like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, or long walks on the beach, though I am amenable to short or normal-sized ones. I have red hair. I'm short. I wear glasses. I'm a really mouthy INFP. I was raised by dirty hippies. I'm that socialistic, fag-loving, abortionist, arugula-eating, pretentious, indie, intellectual elitist you keep hearing about, in case you were wondering. It's really nice to finally meet you.

What the hell does "ChibiRHM" mean?
"Chibi" in Japanese means "little" in a both affectionate and derogatory way, it's the equivalent of calling someone a "squirt" or "pipsqueak", only less cheesy and generally nicer. I am small. Hence that part. RHM comes from a nickname my old journalism teacher gave me, which was Red Headed Monster. My username means "Little Red-Headed Monster". Voila.

I found another ChibiRHM on a different site. Is that you?
Probably. No matter what site I need to create a username for, I've never found a duplicate ChibiRHM.

Why can't I read all your entries?
Some are friends-locked. Even if you're on my friends list, I have filters, mostly for when people in real life are annoying me, as people are bound to do eventually, and I need to just vent about them, or when I have something to say about my home town and that would make it easy for you to find me, like my phone number, and then I only want my real-life friends to respond. It's not personal.

You haven't friended me/defriended me. Why?
It's nothing personal, I friend and defriend people based on if I feel like I know them enough to warranty them reading my personal shit. If I don't feel like you're going to be nice or that we have much in common or you rarely update and I don't know you in real life, chances are I won't friend you. If you want to change that, comment a lot or IM me (you should be able to figure out my screename). If we talk, chances are we'll end up getting along. I'm much more likable online than I am in person, apparently.

You never comment on my LJ entries!
Chances are I don't have a lot to say, or I'll IM you instead if I do. If it really means a lot to you, I'll comment.

Why does your icon change all the time?
It reflects my mood.

Why don't you update?
I blog professionally and shit. See my stickypost. Old fandomy posts are still unlocked.

If you're not in high school and you're not in college, what are you doing with your life?
That's a really good question that I don't know the answer to, so really, nothing. Jobs are had to find, plus, I have like no fucking idea what I want to do with my life. And no one wants to hire you for an internship without a college education. Life is hard, dudes.

If you want to know WHY I'm doing nothing and not in college on a more personal level, you can read all about my neuroses and various issues here.

Who the hell is ____?
People come and go and pop up here and there, sometimes after long absences. I don't know who reads my journal, and I don't know what they know or how long they've been there, and I don't have time to re-re-re explain my relationships, nor do I want to bre people. If you read an entry and have no idea who I'm talking about, leave a comment. I'll explain.

You're awesome.
I like to think so.

Can I IM you/e-mail you/stalk you?
I prefer no stalking, but I welcome IMs and e-mails as long as you're not a jerk and explain who you are.

Questions? Comments? This FAQ will be updated regularly.

Comments

[tiger-eyed.livejournal.com]

Are you really that small?! I'm 5'2" and you never struck me as smaller than i. Who's your twin brother?! Is he hot? I have a thing for redheads. (Don't get offended that i'm not attracted to you; you just send out intense straight-vibes)

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

Really really. I'm actually technically 4'10" and 5/8. My brother's not bad looking, but he's a) awkward and b) has long hair, which turns most girls off. (and I'm not offended, and glad that to at least one person I send out straight vibes.) This (http://hs.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1244040388) is my brother.

[tiger-eyed.livejournal.com]

Oh man. He's a pretty. And long hair is a turn on like whoa. I swear, if you put all the conventionally "ugly" guys in a room, i will probably bang 3/4 out of them. I have odd taste. He looks vaguely familiar. I assume he's in our school/grade and stuffs?

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

Yup. I could contrive a way for you to meet him, someday, if you like. Though literally as I was typing this he came down the hall wearing the big headphones he uses to block out sound and his bathrobe and his sweatpants that still have the elastic around the bottom halfway up his lower leg and the rest covered in sock with his big floppy slippers and his hair sticking up and badly in need of a shave. Which makes this all strike me as extremely funny.

[tiger-eyed.livejournal.com]

In all honesty i have too many men in my life right now, with too many complications. And i'm probably too weird for him anyway. Because that description made me pee a little of horniness.

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

When you meet my brother, you will understand that there is no such thing as "too weird".

[bloodofariver.livejournal.com]

:]
He is nice though.

[lucy-the-uni.livejournal.com]

I'm actually on the lookout for some good digital pictures of myself, as I *sniff* am not digital camera-empowered. Cool artsy photos work for me, and I don't mind being moved around as long as you don't tickle me.

[sakurabatou.livejournal.com]

This does not mean I am a high school student by day and a filthy gay porn writer by night. In general, sex is weird to me no matter the gender of the two people having it, and I tend to avoid it, close my eyes, cover my ears, and go "LA LA LA LA LA" when I encounter it.

EMPATHY.

[crookshanks214.livejournal.com]

Have I told you lately that I love you? Really, I do. This entry is awesome. I know I haven't talked to you much lately, but very often, before a test or a major paper or something, I'll say to myself, "I could really go for some of Julia's good karma rays." But my roommate's name is Julia, and it would just be too hard to explain to people how the Julia I despise is an entirely different person than the one I love, and the one that will forever remind me of a cute AIM icon with a duck.

[coppala.livejournal.com]

Genius! This is great. Maybe I should totally gack your idea and make a FAQ of my own. *ponders*

Ironically, my twin brother is 6 feet tall.

Hmm. Sounds like somebody hogged all the nutrients in the womb. :)

[bloodofariver.livejournal.com]

Haha! That's amusing.

[whisperwords.livejournal.com]

*waggles eyebrows suggestively at you*

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

*makes several lewd gestures*

[bloodofariver.livejournal.com]

If I know you in real life and you don't mind being moved around by me a lot, I'll totally photograph you.

Me! Sure.

[cryssa.livejournal.com]

And you are like, the only person in the world allowed to be lewd towards me. You're that hot special.

[austen.livejournal.com]

So I totally just friended you. Thought you should know.

[vanillacat.livejournal.com]

So, I'm really creepy (trufax!) and found you through the wonderful stalking machine that is LJ. (Actually, a friend just linked me to your Juno fanmix, does that count?)

I'm going to add you as a friend, because you're totally fascinating (again, trufax!) Don't feel like you have to add me back - my journal is mostly me rambling about Things That Don't Matter, such as my retarded flailing over fandom-y things like gay asian boys, and my stupid anecdotes that are not nearly as clever as yours. D:

SO, UM. PLEASED TO MEET YOU.