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But you said your vows and closed the door on so many men who could have loved you more.
So,
picspammy is currently running a "Favorite Characters" challenge and when I saw that, you know i can only mean one person. That's right. The lady in my life. The light of my existence. She who I aspire to be on a daily basis. Elizabeth Lemon.
Liz Lemon - My Personal Hero

"Tracy took advantage of my white guilt, which is supposed to be used only for good, like over-tipping and supporting Barack Obama."

"I just want to go home and watch that show about midgets and eat a block of cheese. "

"Hi, my name is Liz Lemon and I received flowers from your shop tonight, and I can't tell who they're from... No, no, I did read the card, but it's not signed... No, I'm not with so many men that it's impossible for me to guess... Well, that is just... Oh, well, you know what? I found the card, actually, and they're from your mom, so tell your gay mom I said thanks."

"Why do you sound so surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America."

"Hello, I'm sorry, may I speak to Floyd, please?...Oh, he's in the shower...I am conducting a survey for the Ranford Group, and, uh, how old are you?...And your weight?...And when was the last time you had intercourse?...Who is this? Who are you? I'm your worst nightmare, is who I is."

"Of course, I call the movie Risky Business 'Risky It', because 'it' means business... [pause] Lemon out."

"You can't be gay for one person. Unless you're a lady. And you meet Ellen. "

"You better get me another sandwich by today or I'll cut you face up so bad you'll have a chin! You'll all have chins! "

"I don't think its fair for me to be a juror, because I can read people's thoughts. "
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"Tracy took advantage of my white guilt, which is supposed to be used only for good, like over-tipping and supporting Barack Obama."

"I just want to go home and watch that show about midgets and eat a block of cheese. "

"Hi, my name is Liz Lemon and I received flowers from your shop tonight, and I can't tell who they're from... No, no, I did read the card, but it's not signed... No, I'm not with so many men that it's impossible for me to guess... Well, that is just... Oh, well, you know what? I found the card, actually, and they're from your mom, so tell your gay mom I said thanks."

"Why do you sound so surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America."

"Hello, I'm sorry, may I speak to Floyd, please?...Oh, he's in the shower...I am conducting a survey for the Ranford Group, and, uh, how old are you?...And your weight?...And when was the last time you had intercourse?...Who is this? Who are you? I'm your worst nightmare, is who I is."

"Of course, I call the movie Risky Business 'Risky It', because 'it' means business... [pause] Lemon out."

"You can't be gay for one person. Unless you're a lady. And you meet Ellen. "

"You better get me another sandwich by today or I'll cut you face up so bad you'll have a chin! You'll all have chins! "

"I don't think its fair for me to be a juror, because I can read people's thoughts. "
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I love you.
Liz Lemon is...AMAZING.
As is Tina Fey ♥
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great job :)
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I'm your worst nightmare, is who I is.
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Also, please pick my nits on THE DRAWING (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v60/ChibiRHM/krafty.jpg). Because this compulsion I have to draw THE PARKING LOT SCENE is, like, overwhelming. also, while Artie may be a nice pea coat sort of guy, Artie is all about the big puffy down, amirite?
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+ Even though I think the story actually says he has brown hair, somewhere along the way, Arthur has become just obstinately sandy-blonde-haired in my head. I should probably go back and change that in the actual story; that would be handy to do.
+ Their height difference isn't quite that extreme -- Artie's just got like a couple of inches on Howie.
+ Artie is all about the peacoat and the scarves and stuff; Howie's just got the average dude's slightly puffy gets-the-job-done winter coat, I imagine.
ONWARD, MY CHERISHED FANARTISTE!
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Also, I have a theory that if the I'm A PC guy and Anderson Cooper had a hot baby who was raised by Paul Newman, his name would be Arthur "Artie" Kraft Jr, Esquire.
Also, I now have a future!fic in my head where Artie goes to the dentist and Howie comes with him to "be supportive" (see his boyfriend FLIP HIS SHIT, because it's hilarious) and PURPLE GLITTER GLUE MOM is his dental hygienist. And she totally does that annoying thing where she stabs the gums and when they start to bleed is like "Hmm, you don't floss enough" and you want to say "I FLOSS JUST FINE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STAB THINGS?! THEY BLEED." except you can't because the hygienist is in your mouth STABBING SOME MORE. Howie, of course, gets very indignant on his boyfriend's behalf because SHE CLEARLY JUST EXISTS TO INFLICT PAIN and it's all very darling and Krafty. And then they make it better by Howie pretending to get all revved up by how minty clean Artie's teeth are and Artie is charmed by Howie's bazillion attempts to make him feel good about going to the dentist.
I DON'T KNOW OKAY THIS IS REALLY JUST WHAT I WISH MY BOYFRIEND WOULD DO FOR ME WHEN I GO TO THE DENTIST, BECAUSE I HATE IT.
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♥♥
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Great picspam ♥
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Liz Lemon is made of awesome ;)
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Love this.
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Come on. Someone HAD to say it.
Great job!
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