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So I've been keeping this pretty hush-hush since I didn't want to jinx anything, but for the past month or so I've been working very diligently at adopting two little gerbil fellows. I wanted boys this time because I never wanted to be in the position of having only one gerbil, and male gerbils like adding new pups to their little clan, but female gerbils get all BOO YOU WHORE. Anyway, after many weeks of effort, I have taken home two little guys I think you all should meet.



Say hello to my new little fellas! Or as I'm calling them, Senor Scrappy and Senor Tiny, because I cannot decide on names. Originally I'd planned for Senor Scrappy (the brown one on the left) to be Baxter, and Senor Tiny (black one on the right) to be Gus. The problem is, Senor Scrappy is not a Baxter to me. He is, as his name suggests, scrappy, which is why I like him. He's got this streak of black fur down his nose that makes him look like he's been fine-tuning his Mercedes or something, and he's only got half a tail, because he was originally in a slightly neglectful home with a wire cage. NEVER EVER PUT GERBILS IN A WIRE CAGE. They can break off their tails. Like Senor Scrappy. Anyway, due to a slightly rocky babyhood, he's a nervous guy, but he hides it behind quite a lot of bravado and general hamminess when hes in the cage (his favorite trick so far has been "chew a hole in a tissue and stick my head through it, then squeak until someone coos at me"), but when he gets out of the cage he's a little frightened. Though he likes it, because he purrs and nudges your face, he's just sort of terrified of liking it. I felt like the name "Baxter" was too proper for him, like he needed a more rough and tumble dude's dude name, but I'm not sure what it should be.

Senor Tiny is, in fact, REALLY TINY. He's only six weeks old, though, so he won't stay that way. He's an utter lovebug who just wants everyone to cuddle with him (including his brother, who's sometimes like "dude, boundaries"). He is, however, a real little shit when it comes to food. He'll steal out from his brother's mouth ALL THE TIME. Probably because he's so cute he can get away with it. I think Gus fits him just fine, but then again, I think any of the names I've come up with fit him just fine. He's such an affable little creature I could call him Princess Sparkles and I'm pretty sure he'd own that name. I just want his name to go with Senor Scrappy's - I'll refer to them together, and I don't want it to be like "ew, those two names sound weird together".

Anyway, I wasn't going to post anything until I'd decided definitively on names, but I can't. I keep second-guessing myself and being all wishy-washy and wringing my hands over the whole thing, so I'm going to have you guys decide the whole thing, democratic style. NAME THOSE GERBS.

[Poll #1650161]

In other news, Merlin was awesome but I don't think I'm going to do any commentary until I see the entirety of the finale because it feels kind of wrong, you know, like pausing a movie halfway and giving a review, and yes, I am working on the Art Nouveau spam, which has gotten completely out of hand and ginormous. But on the plus side, you will come away from it SO EDUCATED it'll be ridiculous. Get excited, y'all!

Edit: JGL's latest tumblr post is entitled "subway makeouts". ARE YOU TAUNTING ME, SIR? Because I'd make out with you in a subway. Or an alleyway. Or really... any way at all.

Date: 2010-11-28 01:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] staraflur.livejournal.com
I LIKE BAXTER

Date: 2010-11-28 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
I like it too! I'm just not sure it fits him, you know?! Baxter makes it sound like he should be wearing a bowtie, and he is not a bowtie type of fella.

Date: 2010-11-28 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] staraflur.livejournal.com
Well if you find it inappropriate then perhaps i suggest max

Date: 2010-11-28 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
The only problem with Max is I'd legit want to name my kid that since that was the name of my favorite great-uncle so no, it shall not be used on a gerbil.

Date: 2010-11-28 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] staraflur.livejournal.com
PAX

i knew a kid named that once hhahahah

Date: 2010-11-28 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
I DID CONSIDER REX. I am unsure though. Mostly I just call them GERRRRRRBS and then snorgle them.

Date: 2010-11-28 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonicbookmark.livejournal.com
I voted for Charlie for Senor Scrappy. It's not very rough and tumble, but I don't think any name connected with a gerbil would be very rough and tumble. Unless you went with like...Bowser or something. Which could be very cute if you named Senor Tiny Yoshi. :D

Date: 2010-11-28 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
Hah! That would be cute, but not my style.

Yeah, I want it to still be cute, so no Tito or Rocky or anything, but I want it to be less... proper, ya know?

Date: 2010-11-28 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonicbookmark.livejournal.com
I didn't think it would be. XD

Ummm...Cliff?

Date: 2010-11-28 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
Now, THAT is a proper name. HE WOULD HAVE TO WEAR A BOWTIE AND PLAID PANTS AND PLAY GOLF.

Date: 2010-11-28 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonicbookmark.livejournal.com
IT IS NOT. IT'S NOT LIKE POINDEXTER OR ANYTHING.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL HIM BUTCH?

Date: 2010-11-28 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
HE'S NOT A TATTOOED MEMBER OF HELL'S ANGELS, THAT IS WHY.

Date: 2010-11-28 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonicbookmark.livejournal.com
ARGH!

Rocko, Thurston, Jack, Dexter, Homer, Patrick, Fonzie?

Date: 2010-11-28 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ella-bane.livejournal.com
CHARLIE AND GUS FTW!

Date: 2010-11-28 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
THOSE DO SEEM TO BE THE MOST POPULAR.

Date: 2010-11-28 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whisperwords.livejournal.com
I feel like maybe Senor Scrappy should perhaps be called the Fonz.

But... I don't really have a backup argument, it's just a feeling I have.

Date: 2010-11-28 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whisperwords.livejournal.com
OR THEY COULD BE DANNY AND KENICKIE

Date: 2010-11-28 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
I AM TRYING FOR NO GIMMICKY NAMES, WHICH MEANS NO BERT AND ERNIE EITHER.

Date: 2010-11-28 03:27 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-11-28 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
I don't think he he has quite the glorious locks to pull of that type of bouffant. Sadly.

It would be pretty adorbs if he did.

Date: 2010-11-28 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miranda-skye.livejournal.com
Charlie and Gus. And they're both adorable ♥

Date: 2010-11-28 07:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
THEY ARE QUITE DARLING. <3

Date: 2010-11-28 08:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emerald-skies.livejournal.com
N'awww, LOOKIT THE FUZZBALLLLLLLLLSSSSSS *grabby hands*

(I'm a cat person but gerbils still elicit a reaction normally reserved for the most adorable of kittens -- go figure).

Date: 2010-11-28 08:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
That's because they are STUPIDLY ADORABLE.

Date: 2010-11-28 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ems.livejournal.com
SERIOUSLY, WHY ARE YOU RESISTING CALLING THEM COLIN AND BRADLEY WHEN THEY LOOK SO MUCH LIKE COLIN AND BRADLEY AND THE COLIN ONE IS SWEET AND AFFECTIONATE AND A BIT RESERVED AND THE BRADLEY ONE IS SCRAPPY AND HAMMY AND FULL OF BLUSTER? JULIA I DO NOT UNDERSTAAAAAND. THOSE ARE THEIR NAAAAAAAMES.

Date: 2010-11-28 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
BECAUSE THAT IS SUPER-CREEPY, EMMA, AND CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MUCH WORSE THAT WILL MAKE IT WHEN THEY DIE.

Date: 2010-11-28 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amazingly-me.livejournal.com
Aw man, they are adorable! SO FUZZY, SO ROUND, SO CUTE. ♥

Date: 2010-11-28 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
THEY REALLY ARE. Senor Scrappy likes to sleep completely on top of Senor Fuzzy, so I keep wondering where he is and why the other gerbil's gotten so fat, and then a wee black paw pops out from under his tummy. PAINFULLY ADORABLE.

Date: 2010-11-28 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amazingly-me.livejournal.com
GOD. That is like watching my kitten sleep with her tail around her nose and her eyes all scrunchy-- so adorable you almost cannot watch.

Date: 2010-11-28 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
I usually coo so loudly I wake them up, adn then they glare at me like GEEZ MOM, BE COOL.

Date: 2010-11-28 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-claudia.livejournal.com
GERBILS HOORAY!!!!! I like Charlie and Chester, I think, but I am indecisive and terrible with names.

(Also last night I was in a place with cable and JGL was on SNL! and I thought of you and your destined epic love and hipster children.)

Date: 2010-11-28 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
(omg that episode of SNL is so stupidly hot. I have to go re-watch it now.)

Date: 2010-11-28 08:07 pm (UTC)
ext_3167: Happiness is a dragon in formaldehyde  (Slytherin: For what you will become)
From: [identity profile] puckling.livejournal.com
LIKE THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY AND ALSO WEASLEY! \o/

Date: 2010-11-28 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibirhm.livejournal.com
HE IS!

HE IS ALSO KINDA FAT. FATTY FAT FAT.

Date: 2010-11-28 08:21 pm (UTC)
ext_3167: Happiness is a dragon in formaldehyde  (My cookies!)
From: [identity profile] puckling.livejournal.com
It's from all the chocolate.
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