But I like Tom and his ladyfriend! Maybe Leo can be their threesome buddy.

Man, my dog HATES baths. She is very clever at avoiding them and then when we do catch her she makes these noises that I can only describe as "old man grumping", like she wants to growl at us but knows she can't, so she just makes grumpy noises in the back of her throat like I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR NEFARIOUS THUMBS HAVE TRICKED ME AGAIN.