In which I put a thin patina of actual life over a post pretty much just about hot men.

[chibirhm]

I had another Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Future Boyfriend dream last night. This time we were in what I think was hitRECord headquarters but kind of looked like my old high school, and he was like "I AM SO SUPER INTERESTED IN YOU. BUT I GOTTA GO, SO LOOK AROUND" Which I tried to do, except it turned out to keep being bigger and bigger and bigger and I kept running into more and more people and I kept being like wtf, I just want to get back to the part where JGL and I make out, please, and he'd keep popping up occasionally like "OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE FITTING IN, I'VE GOT SOME STUFF I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF, BUT YOU SHOULD LOOK AROUND UNTIL I'M FREE BECAUSE I AM DEFINITELY SUPER INTO YOU" and it basically went on like this... the entire dream. VERY FUNNY, SUBCONSCIOUS. I get it! I have a totally tragic (lack of) love life and envision Monsieur Gordon-Levitt as my future boyfriend because it makes me feel better about waiting, but seriously, brain, I am waiting for a very good reason. Namely that I am busy focusing on other aspects of my life and that means that aside from my father/brother, the most meaningful relationship I am capable of having with a dude is limited to if said dude has four paws, a tail, and likes to destroy toilet paper tubes and sleep in tissue boxes. YOUR MOCKERY OF MY ROMANTIC RESOLUTIONS ARE NEITHER NEEDED NOR APPRECIATED.

I am also vaguely cranky with the fact that it is snowing freaking everywhere except here. It even snowed more in surrounding towns but we got about one inch of snow, which is the most annoying possible amount of snow you can get. It's not enough to be exciting or cancel anything, but it's exactly enough to melt during the day under people's feet and then you have to try to scrape it up before it freezes overnight. But of course, this is on a sidewalk, so it's not exactly scrape-able, since it goes in all the divots of the sidewalk and you just know that's going to turn into ice an someone's going to fall and die, BUT YOU CANNOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. It's almost better to just not shovel or scrape so it'll be one thick, not as nefarious sheet of ice.

So I was outside, thinking about this and attempting to scrape not-yet-ice, when a UPS guy who totally looked like a less eyebrowed/pretentious Zachary Quinto popped up with my present from sonicbookmark, aka my favorite present of all time - SOCKS. More to the point - WHACKY GATOR SOCKS. I love whacky socks! Whacky socks are the best thing of all time! My sister saw those and was like "man, those are so cool, where can I get some?" and I was like "you could go online and make friends with an awesome person named Alli, that's how".

SPEAKING OF THINGS THAT ARE AWESOME, ONE, THIS FANVID:

WHAT IS IT WITH FANVIDS SET TO RAP SONGS GIVING ME FEELINGS LATELY?!?!?! RAP SONGS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME FEELINGS OTHER THAN MAKING ME WANT TO FIGHT THE POWERS THAT BE! I'M JUST OLD-SCHOOL LIKE THAT, WHAT CAN I SAY.

Also awesome, Colin Morgan in a new play! Though this is semi-cranky because once again, it's in London, which means I can't go see him act in person for realsies. This means, British people? I am officially appointing you my eyes and ears. It is your job to spread yourselves out and go to all the performances and scan the crowd and find out what other Merlin cast members went to see him and tell me if he looks like he's eating and also how magnificent he inevitably will be and take pictures until your fingers fall off. YOU KNOW THE DRILL, NOW SNAP TO IT.

And the final awesome thing - apparently under all that greasy hair an questionable facial hair choices, the guy who plays Sang Min on Hawaii 5-0, aka Will Yun Lee? APPARENTLY REALLY HOT. On a shallow note, I'd like to thank shows like Hawaii 5-0 for finally indulging my need to objectify men of all races and ethnicities. I mean, white dudes are hot and all, and I certainly objectify my share of black dudes. (My current favorite is Donald Glover. Because even when objectifying people, remember, I am at heart a pretentious hipster. And the new article where he gives a tour of his favorite parts of NYC! UNFITY UNF MCUNFERSONS. Also I find it amazing that DGloves is like, a rapping hipster. A hip-hopster if you will.) But dudes from all over Asia were seriously getting the shaft when it came to being ogled by me. There just weren't very many of them around! So thank you, Hawaii 5-0, for allowing me to be a completely shallow person in an accepting and multi-cultural manner. I MEAN SERIOUSLY:



WELL HELLO THERE, MR. LEE. THAT ICE CREAM LOOKS ALMOST AS DELICIOUS AS YOU.

Comments

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

DONALD GLOVER IS MY TV BOYFRIEND, OKAY? Or he would be if he didn't remind me so much of my brother, but whatever, he is hot and smart and funny and I would marry him forever.

I am seriously so happy to start seeing more ethnic diversity on my TV, starting with Kalinda on The Good Wife and ending with EVERYONE on H50. Please keep doing this, TV!

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

DUDE. DUUUUUUDE. IS OUR BROTHER SINGLE?!?!? DOES HE HAVE ROOM IN HIS LIFE FOR A SMALL SEXY JEWISH GIRLFRIEND WITH A KILLER SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN COOK?!?! THESE ARE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS.

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

ACTUALLY, YES TO ALL OF THESE THINGS. Especially if you cook. He will be yours for life if you can make him anything that doesn't come straight out of a can. He's easy like that.

re: D.Glove. You've watched The Mystery Team, right? It's the first thing I ever saw him in (since I hadn't discovered Community yet) and it's why I am in love with him. It's hilariously wrong.

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. SET A SISTER UP. I AM AN AWESOME COOK, AND IF HE CAN DEAL WITH NEUROSES AND DOING MY DISHES AND BEING VAGUELY PRETENTIOUS I FEEL LIKE WE COULD REALLY HIT IT OFF, AND THEN YOU'D HAVE AN AWESOME SISTER-IN-LAW, WIN/WIN/WIN SCENARIO, JUST SAYING.

I have not! Link?

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

WE NEED TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN SOMEHOW. Also to go drinking at some point. I feel that's essential to bonding as potential sisters-in-law.

Here!

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT DRINK, BUT I AM IN FAVOR OF BONDING BY SITTING ON THE COUCH SHOUTING ENCOURAGING THINGS AT STEVE AND DANNY RE: MAKEOUTS AFTER SPENDING THE DAY BAKING COOKIES. BECAUSE SECRETLY I AM EITHER EIGHT OR EIGHTY. IT IS HARD TO TELL.

OMG YAY I KNOW WHAT I WILL BE WATCHING TOMORROW WHILE I CLEAN MY SHIT OUT OF MY BROTHER'S ROOM SO HE HAS SOMEWHERE TO SLEEP DURING WINTER BREAK.

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

I AM ALL FOR THIS ON EVERY LEVEL. I need to watch H50 with fangirls just so we can all make dolphin noises over how wonderfully homoerotic this show is.

I HOPE IT WORKS FOR YOU. And I hope you like it. I was howling with laughter through the whole thing, but I have a warped sense of humor, so.

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

Dude, do you watch it when it airs? Because I should just GChat with you and it will be ALMOST AS AWESOME as if we had our freshly-baked cookies and/or pineapple upside-down cake (because even though I don't like pineapple I believe in respecting Steve and his culture) and were watching it together.

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

I would love to do that, but it depends on when it airs for you. Here, it airs at ten p.m., which is about two hours later than everyone else, so we might not be able to watch it live together. *woeface*

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

I'm in Boston. BUT! Even if you are in a later time zone, I will totally re-live it in my head and re-squee because BOYS IN LOVE WHAT IS THERE NOT TO RE-SQUEE ABOUT. Plus I stay up really late so even if it's 10 PM on the west coast? I'm up.

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

I AM EVEN MORE EXCITED ABOUT JANUARY'S EPISODE NOW. We can flail together when Steve and Danny flirt onscreen. :D