Julia's Terrible Sense of Humor: Part 48903552809234

[chibirhm]

So, this happened:



chibirhm: I LOVE BRITISH PEOPLE
puckling: THEY ARE A LOVELY NATION IT IS TRUE
chibirhm: They're just like TRA LA LA SEXUALITY WOT
puckling: I LIKE TO THINK THEY ALL SAY THIS WHILE DRINKING TEA WITH THEIR PINKIES STUCK OUT
chibirhm: EXACTLY
chibirhm: I LOVE THAT EVERY BRITISH PERSON I'VE TALKED TO
chibirhm: CARES NOT A WHIT ABOUT WHAT A MAN DOES WITH HIS PENIS
chibirhm: BUT IS DEADLY SERIOUS ABOUT DIGESTIVES
puckling: AND WHEN THE MILK SHOULD GO IN
puckling: THIS IS APPARENTLY AN IMPORTANT THING ABOUT TEA
chibirhm: THEIR PRIORITIES = MY PRIORITIES
chibirhm: OR SHOULD I SAY
chibirhm: PRIORI-TEAS
chibirhm: HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK
chibirhm: ...you're pretending not to know me anymore, aren't you?
puckling: yes
puckling: it was the Hyucks that did it

Comments

[accioscar.livejournal.com]

THE MILK SHOULD NEVER GO IN!!! MILK IS EVIIIIILLLLL!!! TEA IS YUCK!

BUT PENISES ARE ALL GOOD! ANYWHERE YOU WANT THEM.

Except not in tea. That would probably hurt...

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

I LIKE TEA. BUT NOT ON PENISES.

[accioscar.livejournal.com]

IRONICALLY, I MIGHT ACTUALLY LIKE TEA IF IT WAS SERVED ON PENISES.

BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THE QUEEN WOULD NOT APPROVE OF SUCH CUSTOMS...

SO THAT'S THAT IDEA OUT THE WINDOW.

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

PSH THE QUEEN. I'M SURE SHE'S HAD SOME WHACKY SHENANIGANS.

[ionaonie.livejournal.com]

a) we in the UK do aim to please *g*

b) Steven Moffat is a God among men

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

I mean, you still drive on the wrong side of the road, you eat parts of an animal that should never be eaten, and your love affair with the letter u is frankly a little disturbing, but in general, I am quite fond of your strange island nation.

[ionaonie.livejournal.com]

I believe we decided that it's just that no-one else bothered to chose the correct side of the road.

I agree about us eating parts of animals that should never have been ingested *shudders*

I feel sorry for the letter 'u' - y'all ignore it!

I'm glad that you're fond of us, despite your strangeness *G*

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

I believe we decided that it's just that no-one else bothered to chose the correct side of the road.
PERHAPS THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT.

JUST SAYIN'.

Also, the letter z called, it wants to know what it did to make your country so angry at it.

[ionaonie.livejournal.com]

Of course there's a reason for it - we know best and everyone else decided to ignore us. We still can't work out why, dammit!

Well, we went primarily with the letter 's' but we were assured that a country would come along who would give the letter 'z' the recognition it deserves.

[thisissirius.livejournal.com]

I BELIEVE WE HAVE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE (ON THE LEFT SIDE) AND IT'S YOUR COUNTRY GETTING IT WRONG, OKAY. we had the alphabet first. YOU MANGLED IT.

besides, the letter U gets appreciation here :P

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

YOU ACT LIKE WE DON'T USE IT! WE USE THE LETTER U ALL THE TIME! AND THERE IS NO NEED TO USE S MORE THAN IT ALREADY IS USED, WHICH IS ALL THE FUCKING TIME. IT IS Z'S TURN. WE BELIEVE IN EQUALITY.

[kindness_says]

love you.

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

You too!

Though I blame this entirely on my father's terrible, terrible genetics. Dammit, Dad.

[thisissirius.livejournal.com]

CAITLIN MORAN IS MY HERO. BASICALLY.

IN OTHER NEWS: I RESENT EVERY STEREOTYPE YOU JUST INJECTED INTO THAT CONVERSATION. BUT NOT REALLY.

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

....SHE SAYS AS SHE EMBODIES ALL OF THEM.

[thisissirius.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT. LIES.

[social-retard86.livejournal.com]

Someone gave me caffeine free tea the other day and I nearly spat it in their face. You just don't mess with it. You DON'T BLOODY MESS. /irrelevantteaoutrage

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

AHAHHAHHAHAHAHA OH CHARLOTTE YOU CONTINUE TO BE THE MOST BRITISH HUMAN BEING ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET.

[adinfinitum.livejournal.com]

LOLING IRL @ YOU TWO.

OMG THOSE TWEETS THO. Why can't Americans be that delightful??? It's just not in our genes, is it?

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

I wish we could be so casually gay. It would be magnificent.

[alexi-lupin.livejournal.com]

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS POST. :D

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

IT LOVES YOU BACK.

[alexi-lupin.livejournal.com]

BUT TILL IT TOUCH ME EROTICALLY?

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING.

[alexi-lupin.livejournal.com]

EXCELLENT.

[ems.livejournal.com]

NO BUT THE THING ABOUT MILK IN TEA, THOUGH, IS THAT IT DEPENDS. I mean, if you're making tea properly -- in a pot, with leaves -- then the milk goes in FIRST. But if you're making it the easy way -- tea bag in a mug -- and sometimes you have to because we drink a lot of tea -- then milk goes in second. But only AFTER you have removed the tea bag, because anything else is absolutely vile and nauseating and makes me want to vomit.

And of course it depends on the tea. Some should never have milk, ever.

And digestives are fine so long as they're McVities. I prefer a good HobNob though.

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

...is there a "most British person in the universe" competition I wasn't informed of?

[ems.livejournal.com]

Oh goodness, I wouldn't win. I think my friend Rupert might win; he has a Barbour jacket and a dog that wears one of those padded tartan blankets and he works for the National Trust. And his name is RUPERT, for goodness' sake. He's also the sweetest, politest man ever to live, which helps.

[puckling.livejournal.com]

SEE JULIA, SEE I TOLD YOU. IT IS V. IMPORTANT TO THEM.

[ems.livejournal.com]

IT SHOULD BE IMPORTANT TO EVERYONE.

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

Okay, Steven gets a gold star for that one. :)

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

I believe he is cottoning on to the fact that we fangirls are a powerful, marauding army easily bought by manlove.

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK

I AM USING THIS FROM NOW ON.

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE WELCOME.

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

CHEEKY MONKEY! :D

[puckling.livejournal.com]

This really just sums up so many of our interactions, doesn't it?

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE JUST SO SPECIAL.

[eldritchowl.livejournal.com]

this post. is making me smile a lot.



:D :D



also milk in tea is indescribably wrong to me.

[inspiredlife.livejournal.com]

That convo (both yours and the twitter one) is made up of win. Have you seen this snap? It's not quite what was requested but fits the bill somewhat.
(http://photobucket.com)

Also, I feel very strongly about my tea and when the milk is added (according to my gf, I basically just repeated ems' comment). But I also have fits about when the tea bag is added. I HATE it when I'm handed a mug of water and a tea bag. Water should be poured over the bag!!

Also, McVities ALL THE WAY.

;D