All your base are belong to me.

[chibirhm]

I'm still feeling pretty shitty, thought not nearly as shitty today now that the sun is out and I talked to my therapist. At least I've started eating a little more again. Though mostly, who can feel like total shit when there are these two?



BRADLEY JAMES AND COLIN MORGAN, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU. SERIOUSLY, WHO ARE YOU. I AM 99% SURE YOU ARE ROBOTS DESIGNED TO MAKE ALL OTHER MEN SEEM INFERIOR BECAUSE THEY WILL NEVER BE ONE IOTA AS ADORABLE AS YOU ARE.

Anyway, I come to you all because I have SEVERAL REQUESTS, OH FRIENDSLIST:

One! SHOES! I tried going to Target but it was, as said before, a total bust. And I desperately need new shoes. So I know all of you (especially you, cherrybina) are shoe nuts, and I need you guys to recommend me good places to buy shoes, and online, because I've exhausted the local stores. Now, I've tried Modcloth and Zappos, and still finding nothing. I'd like free shipping, or at least low cost shipping. I also am not one for expensive shoes. Like, I'm willing to break $100 for boots, but for everything else I'd prefer $70 and under. I'm willing to do more, but reluctantly.

Basically, cheap shoes online. Gimmee. (I wouldn't say no to online clothes either, but shoes are the most desperately needed.)

Two! HAND OVER YOUR FAVORITE .GIFS. My collection is stagnant. My only requirements are the following:

1. It doesn't look jerky while looping
2. It's from something I actually like/watch (sorry, Golden Girls lovers, I've never done that whole thing.)

Three! There's an Inception fic where Arthur's mother is like a hardass dream extractor and raises him to be an automaton and Eames teaches him to be ~a real boy~. WHERE IS THAT FIC?!!?!? I've been looking for forever.

Comments

[hermette.livejournal.com]

You've ... never watched Golden Girls? I can't even know you.

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

I don't think I watched anything but PBS until I was eleven or twelve that wasn't Saturday morning cartoons. I had no idea Golden Girls even EXISTED until about midway through high school.

[hermette.livejournal.com]

I weep for you, my child.

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

I WAS RAISED BY SOCIALIST HIPPIES IN THE WILD.

To be honest, I think my parents still don't know what The Golden Girls are. AT LEAST I HAVE MADE THE FIRST STEP.

[hill-the-khore.livejournal.com]

Hey. I didn't know what Designing Women was until I was 20. You're not alone.

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

I didn't until it was on a 30 Rock episode! And then I thought that it was something they made up.

[cherrybina.livejournal.com]

Check out endless, bb. They have a huge variety of brands, everything from super cheapies to $500 shoes. All free shipping all the time, and free return shipping as well. I can tell you from experience that the returns really are hassle free. You can filter by size and price, this way you don't have to wade through a bunch of shoes you can't/won't buy.

I also like DNA Footwear, Berk's Shoes, and Infinity Shoes, because they carry brands I have difficulty finding elsewhere.

Some of my favorite brands are Seychelles, Miz Mooz, and Chelsea Crew. I also like Biviel and Frye, but they're a lot more expensive.

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

GOD BLESS YOU, I knew you'd know where the cool haps were.

omg, Bina, I made the mistake of going to Anthropologie. I want that adorable dress (http://www.anthropologie.com/anthro/catalog/productdetail.jsp?subCategoryId=CLOTHES-DRESSES-SHIRT&id=18823385&catId=CLOTHES-DRESSES&pushId=CLOTHES-DRESSES&popId=CLOTHES&sortProperties=&navCount=95&navAction=top&fromCategoryPage=true&selectedProductSize=&selectedProductSize1=&color=070&isSubcategory=true&isProduct=true&isBigImage=&templateType=subCategory) you linked to earlier, plus this (http://www.anthropologie.com/anthro/catalog/productdetail.jsp?subCategoryId=CLOTHES-KNITSTEES-COWL&id=19260322&catId=CLOTHES-KNITSTEES&pushId=CLOTHES-KNITSTEES&popId=CLOTHES&sortProperties=&navCount=975&navAction=top&fromCategoryPage=true&selectedProductSize=&selectedProductSize1=&color=001&isSubcategory=true&isProduct=true&isBigImage=&templateType=subCategory&tabStyle=Info) top. And this one (http://www.anthropologie.com/anthro/catalog/productdetail.jsp?subCategoryId=CLOTHES-BLOUSES-SOLID&id=18935429&catId=CLOTHES-BLOUSES&pushId=CLOTHES-BLOUSES&popId=CLOTHES&sortProperties=&navCount=650&navAction=top&fromCategoryPage=true&selectedProductSize=&selectedProductSize1=&color=001&isSubcategory=true&isProduct=true&isBigImage=&templateType=subCategory&tabStyle=Info). WHY DO I HAVE NO MONIES.

[cherrybina.livejournal.com]

I KNOW YOUR PAIN. So many pretty things I cannot have D: But if you lived closer, I would totally share that dress with you :D

But there is still hope! Almost everything goes on sale eventually, and the first cut is 50% off. You just have to catch it on sale before it sells out, which means checking their site first thing every Tuesday morning JUST LIKE I DO.

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

I THINK YOU ARE A WEEEEE BIT BIGGER THAN ME. OTHERWISE TOTES.

[cherrybina.livejournal.com]

I AM TALLER YES, BUT I BET WE ARE NOT THAT FAR OFF SIZE WISE. WE COULD TOTALLY SHARE ALLLLL THE DRESSES. THEY WOULD JUST BE A BIT LONG ON YOU :D

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

BB I weigh like 115 lbs. I am occasionally UNDER SIZE ZERO. ASK puckling. SHE WILL ATTEST.

[cherrybina.livejournal.com]

Well, I am not under size zero, but you could totally make it work. THAT IS WHAT BELTS ARE FOR.

Currently I am eyeing this dress, and also this one, but I have to make sure it works with a belt. I JUST REALLY LOVE MY BELTS OKAY.

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

I like the first one better, though I don't think either would really work on me. The first would look terrible with my skin non-tone (I am legit the palest person alive who doesn't have some sort of skin condition), so I don't look good in pastels or washed-out colors. And the other one the ruffle and I would not get along. BUT YOU COULD ROCK THEM, BB.

[planejane.livejournal.com]

I WAS EYEING THOSE DRESSES TODAY!!! I HAVE A 15% OFF CARD, AS IT'S MY BIRTHDAY THIS MONTH. I am still thinking of this dress with the cute birds on it (http://www.anthropologie.com/anthro/catalog/productdetail.jsp?subCategoryId=CLOTHES-DRESSES-SHIRT&id=18823799&catId=CLOTHES-DRESSES&pushId=CLOTHES-DRESSES&popId=CLOTHES&sortProperties=&navCount=90&navAction=top&fromCategoryPage=true&selectedProductSize=&selectedProductSize1=&color=024&isSubcategory=true&isProduct=true&isBigImage=&templateType=subCategory).

ALSO www.onlineshoes.com has some of the less expensive brands. Their stuff is fairly mainstream. I've also bought shoes from Amazon. My last pair of shoes from them were the Biviel pair, that were reduced from over $200 to $75!!!

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

So many sites to look through! Thank you!

[puckling.livejournal.com]

She's itty. Like a ginger hobbit really. Only with smaller feet.

[rayslady.livejournal.com]

I don't understand why you're NOT ONLINE. I'M IN A HUGELY B/C MOOD AND YOU'RE NOT ONLINE.

You don't deserve these, but here you go:

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.

[hermette.livejournal.com]

and right clicking saving the Bradley finger one.

[rayslady.livejournal.com]

*wibbles*
He's licking himself.
LICKING HIMSELF.

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

WELL COLIN WASN'T THERE TO LICK SO HE HAD TO MAKE DO.

[rodneyscat.livejournal.com]

My favorite Colin gifs:

My favorite Bradley/Colin gif:

All by epictimesthree ♥

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

omg how are they so preciousssss.

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

(sorry, Golden Girls lovers, I've never done that whole thing)

IT FEELS LIKE THIS IS DIRECTED AT ME.

Have you tried overstock.com yet?

AND NOW GIFS EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE UPSET ME WITH YOUR NON-LOVE FOR THE GOLDEN GIRLS:

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

I'M SORRY I'VE NEVER SEEN IT OKAY.

BUT THESE GIFS ARE GLORIOUS THANK YOU.

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

THAT IS SO BIZZARE TO ME!!
But then it does tend to surprise me when I discover that not everyone I know likes the exact same things I do. OH, SELF.

Glad you like the gifs! Are you a Psych fan because I've got lots more gifs from that show.

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

As I said above, I was raised on PBS and until I was about twelve I never watched another channel except for Saturday morning cartoons. RAISED BY SOCIALIST HIPPIES.

[planejane.livejournal.com]

I can't help with the gifs, although I did enjoy looking through the ones already posted.

Shoes:

onlineshoes.com
dsw.com

These are mainstream, but you'll be able to find sensibly priced stuff. I noticed you had ballet flats before. Born shoes can be a little dowdy, but they are really comfortable and durable, and they do have the odd cute pair. Sofft are one of my favourites, but I only own their heels.

I'm not as good a source as Bina!

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

It's quite alright! I'm drowning in a cornucopia of shoes.

[frantic-allonsy.livejournal.com]

HI HI HI.

OKAY. I would probably not buy their clothes because they are inexplicably kind of skanky-looking, but I love most of the shoes at urbanoutfitters. Cheap, cute, and my feet are happy about it. I love their accessories too. Their tights and belts are awesome and will not break the bank.

I LOVE HOW AFFECTIONATELY COLIN LOOKS AT THE ARTHUR FIGURINE, LIKE 'OH, YOU ARE SO NAUGHTY BUT I LOVE YOU," WHILE BRADLEY IS LIKE "RAH, SEE ME BLUSTERING TO HIDE MY RIDICULOUS ADORATION."

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

HELLO NAME CHANGE WHAT SO CONFUSED.

BRADLEY IS JUST UPSET THAT THE LITTLE COLIN IS NOT AS BENDY AS HIS REAL COLIN.

[karmicunderpath.livejournal.com]

SUPER HAPPY FUN GIFSPAM TEIM!!!



MERLINS A PERV




My motto.


Merlin is hungry for some Arthur lovin'...




This one comes with a video!




AHEM...



AND I'M GONNA POST MORE, MMKAY....

[karmicunderpath.livejournal.com]

MOAR FUN TEIMS...



Liz Lemon is my spirit animal.


Herp derp...










My lolz for the evening:

[karmicunderpath.livejournal.com]

And more....(IT'S A DISEASE)

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

MY GOODNESS YOU WIN.

[karmicunderpath.livejournal.com]

YAY. DO I WIN CANDY RAINBOWS MADE OF SMILES AND LAUGHTER???

[chibirhm.livejournal.com]

OBVIOUSLY.

[phoenixacid.livejournal.com]

I have no idea who are the Golden Girls but OMG THE COMMENT GIFS ARE COMPLETELY MADE OF WINZ. *saves saves saves*

[ras-elased.livejournal.com]

*RIGHT CLICK SAVES THIS ENTIRE POST*

[accioscar.livejournal.com]

Three! There's an Inception fic where Arthur's mother is like a hardass dream extractor and raises him to be an automaton and Eames teaches him to be ~a real boy~. WHERE IS THAT FIC?!!?!? I've been looking for forever.

You may have already found this but it's been bugging me for days because I knew I'd bookmarked a fic like that to read.

So, could it possibly be conspirators in living by smallacts? I've not read it yet, but the summary seems to match.